It was a snowy day at the White House and President Trump decided to walk outside to clear his head. As he strolled around the Rose Garden, he noticed yellow, cursive writing, peed into the snow, that read, “Convict Trump!”
Outraged, Trump demanded that the Secret Service investigate. After a thorough inquiry, a Secret Service agent approached Trump and said, “We’ve completed our investigation. I’m afraid we have two bad pieces of information for you. The first is that the urine in the snow matches the urine of Vice President Pence.”
Trump reeled from the news and said, “That’s terrible, an offense the likes of which the world has never seen before. I can’t imagine anything worse. Did you say there were two pieces of bad news? What’s the second one?”
The agent responded, “The handwriting is Melania’s.”
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